I've just heard on BBC Radio 2 that this week is "National Salt Awareness Week"
BRILLIANT!!! I am definitely aware that salt exists, and have been for over 50 years.
Not only that, but I have pounds of the stuff at home.
Do I get a 'stiffkit of recognition from our Dear Leader??
I propose a new National Week.....
How about:-
NATIONAL IGNORE THE HECTORING, PURITAN, FINGER-WAGGING BASTARDS WEEK
A bit of a mouthful, but does anyone want to back it?
I was going to suggest "Slap a Nanny Week", but it could be open to misinterpretation.
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