OH BLOODY HELL...................

I've just heard on BBC Radio 2 that this week is "National Salt Awareness Week"

BRILLIANT!!! I am definitely aware that salt exists, and have been for over 50 years.

Not only that, but I have pounds of the stuff at home.

Do I get a 'stiffkit of recognition from our Dear Leader??

I propose a new National Week.....

How about:-

NATIONAL IGNORE THE HECTORING, PURITAN, FINGER-WAGGING BASTARDS WEEK

A bit of a mouthful, but does anyone want to back it?

I was going to suggest "Slap a Nanny Week", but it could be open to misinterpretation.