THE TOADY PEERS' PICNIC

Blimey... Haven't posted anything here for a while. bUt after listening to the abject and lamentable BOLLOCKS spouted by various Labour "Peers" on the make, I just had to rework that olde favourite children's song "The Teddy Bear's Picnic" with my own slant...


THE TOADY PEERS' PICNIC

If you get into the Lords today
You’re sure of a big cash prize
If you’re a Labour crony today
The limit is in the skies
For every new peer of New Labour there was
Their ermines for services rendered of course
Today’s the day the Toady Peers have their picnic.

CHORUS
Pigging time for Labour Peers
The sleazy Labour Peers are troughing themselves today
Now they’re caught out unawares,
They’ll sneak off on a holiday.
The Press have gone and found them out.
See them wriggle, squirm and shout,
Blind to the public’s cares
At three o’clock the humbugs and nannies
Will knock off to the bars
Because they’re shameless Labour Toady Peers

To get into the Lords today,
You must be a Labour clone.
A well paid skive that the public pay,
Far better than staying at home.
For so many Life Peers of Labour there was
Will lobby and fix for their backers because
The Lords is now packed with Toady Peers on their picnic.

CHORUS

The Labour Peer, appointed for good
Is sure of a drink today
There’s wine to drink and food to eat
The taxpayer mugged to pay
With the Labour sleaze, that nobody sees
They’ll lobby and brief as they much as they please
Today’s the day the Press blew the Toady Peers picnic.

CHORUS

Copyright: Jeremy Zeid 27th Jan 2009 - If you want to use it, as long as it is attributed to me, be my guest.